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Fat Food Tuesday

THE WORST DRIVE-THRU MEAL IN AMERICA
Carl's Jr. Double Six Dollar Burger
with Medium Natural cut Fries and 32 oz Coke
2,618 Calories
144 g fat (51.5 g saturated fat)
2892 mg sodium

Of all the gut-growing, heart-stopping, life-threatening burgers in the fast food world, there is none whose damage to your general well-being is as catastrophic as this. Consider these heart-stopping comparisons: This meal has the caloric equivalent of 13 Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Donuts; the saturated fat equivalent of 52 strips of bacon; and the salt equivalent of seven and a half large orders of McDonald's French fries!

Not only that- but don't count on fast food to look like it does in the advertisement.

Bad Grammar

Hulk Hogan Could Have Been The White Oj Simpson

Hulk Hogan gets it.

His not-too-surprisingly candid Rolling Stones interview is out today - here are some of my thoughts.

Go have a read, brother.

This week in Santa Monica and Venice 4/12 to 4/18

OK - I know, I know...
this ain't what you signed up for. DM, what up with these random updates and boring blog posts?

Please read...

Looking for some good theater action or music? Here are a few options to go check out this week on the Westside.

4/12
Easter Parade 7:30pm $10 general admission @ Aero Theatre
The Backtrackers, The Golden West, Castano @ Rusty’s Surf Ranch
Adam Bones, Lost Captains, A Louder Disaster, Soccer Mom @ The Garter
Super Chakra, Mark Livingood @ The Good Hurt

4/13
Sweatpea & Sir Harry, Don Was, Randy Jacobs @ Harvelle’s

4/14
The Medic, 3000 Realms, Tanuki Suit Riot, Boy Behind a Wall, Joe Sax @ The Good Hurt

4/15
Understate of Mind, The Most Powerful Hand, Kamikaze @ Air Conditioned Lounge
Horton Hears a Who! 3:00pm @ Santa Monica Public Library
Rum, Shakedown Lulu White, Tadahisa Yoshida, Myuji @ The Good Hurt

4/16
Half Baked 8:00pm @ Fanatic Salon Theater

4/17
Against All Odds 7:30pm @ Aero Theatre

4/18
Kevin Kinsella & Raiz Muzik @ Air Conditioned Lounge
Mary Poppins 3:00pm @ Aero Theatre

I KNOWwwww. These posts make me feel like I'm old! I've been writing for a few other sites trying to figure out angles, and all I'm getting are weak results.

I may have to jumpstart the training blog again if this crap keeps becoming an issue. Ey ey.. tsk tsk. And all that sorta shit. You definitely will want to be checking out the website where I keep landing myself because its gritty style and harmonic nature - The Fresh Scent is going to save me from going Obama on myself (I won't be demanding that you follow me through these Changes, etc.) But I remember when I was the best goddamned chatter/IMer you ever met. I saved a lot of those conversations and soon will be digging through all my hard drives to pull some out and deliver them. Seriously, I could IM my way into things, some good and some bad. And it used to be fun.

Until then, I'm really glad you made it here - the Daily Mael loves any and all flavors. Drank the Obama Kools-Aid? I don't care. Rich and now facing serious taxation to save me? Thank you. Go enjoy your Easter.

Really Good Video by BLU

BLU makes some amazing videos, check this shit out...

More here: http://www.blublu.org/

something of interest... perhaps

Todd Browning Gallery Presents... Shock & Horror

The Creation

Going way back in time, before even my birth, so I could dredge up some quality psyche rock and shake my ass for a few minutes. I hope you do the same. Unless I know you and you are unworthy of ass shaking to old psyche rock. If this be the case, please just view and sit very still so as to not make a scene. Bless.