Mark Sanford Caper Smells Fishy

Mark Sanford. This guy. Jesus... I have to go with my first instinct (later strengthened by the great Phil Hendrie) about how a story this shameful, this nasty (particularly for his family), this bizzaro, could come to pass. Yes, I've pondered it all day. And now I am getting tired. While pondering the scene, these wonderful thoughts came to my mind as I drifted off into a deep sleep:


The weirdness and high strangeness of his actions this past week.
The deep hypocrisy.
Argentina.
His white-bread, creepy demeanor.
That INSANE press conference that took him 7 minutes to get to why there was even a press conference being held.
Argentina.
He is a good Christian bible thumping freak hypocrite.

There really is only one logical monster of a factor left to be discovered-- wait for it...

Mark Sanford has been fucking a transvestite and will now do whatever he can to make this story go away before that fact is revealed.

Many of my past hunches have been dead on, of course some wrong, I make them every day and I'll never quit. Let us hope we find out the truth by an anonymous tipster the way those "sexy" texts were revealed.

Brace yourself, this story is about to go from weird to ultra-transvixenlike. Me likey these stories.

Andrzej Dragan

Two Trains Collide in DC

I was just happening to be listening to the news and heard this ...

WASHINGTON - Metro confirms two trains have collided on the Red Line between the Takoma and Fort Totten stations. It happened close to the Fort Totten station, a Metro spokesperson said.

More news to follow...

FIRST UPDATE: 30 seconds later. No injuries reported yet. Go back to work.

SECOND UPDATE: 1 person confirmed dead. Others trapped.

THIRD UPDATE: 1 dead, 9 injured. And now my boss is looking at me like I'm nuts.

But now the developments have just blown up...

I'm hearing 9 dead, 54 injured. This is only third hand speculation from a local news anchor, NOT official, but the totals are going to jump up if those rumors are true.

This tragedy is getting worse with each update...

FORTH UPDATE: 3:10pm (Pac) - 2 confirmed dead.

Two trains, during rush hour, have collided and are on top of each other.

Tune in to KNX 1070: D.C. fire spokesman Alan Etter says other passengers have been severely injured in what he describes as a "mass casualty event."

Henry Lee Summer released to rehab

53 year-old former 80s strummer and country-ish twanger Henry Lee Summer, who scored a hit with the forgettable single I Wish I Had A Girl, has been released to a rehab center stemming from an episode involving meth, cops and pepper spray. The song isn't bad, and the accompanying video is just vintage weirdo-player with a sweet mullet trying to nail every hotty in Hollywood. It really took me back... to a day when maybe he wasn't strung out on the cheap stuff. Dr. Drew, this man needs your help.

Pablo

HAHA

FCC Announces Open Meeting

NEWS
Federal Communications Commission
445 12th Street, S.W.
Washington, D. C. 20554


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: NEWS MEDIA CONTACT:
June 12, 2009 David Fiske 202-418-0513
Email: david.fiske@fcc.gov



FCC ANNOUNCES TENTATIVE AGENDA FOR JULY 2, 2009 OPEN MEETING

Washington, D.C. – Federal Communications Commission Acting Chairman Michael J. Copps announced a tentative agenda for the next open Commission meeting scheduled for Thursday, July 2, 2009:

1. Presentations

• An update on the June 12th DTV transition and ongoing DTV efforts.

• A status report on the Commission’s process for developing a National Broadband Plan.

2. AM Radio Stations – Use of FM Translators

• A Report and Order adopting rule changes to expand the permissible service of authorized FM translator stations to allow their use as a fill-in service for AM radio stations.

3. Fixed Wireless Services in the 6 GHz and 23 GHz Bands

• A Notice of Proposed Rulemaking and Order on modifying and streamlining the rules governing fixed wireless services in the 6 GHz and 23 GHz bands.

4. Medical Body Area Network Service

• A Notice of Proposed Rulemaking seeking comment on allocating spectrum in the 2.3 GHz and 5.2 GHz bands and establishing service and technical rules for operation of medical body area networks for monitoring a patient’s physiological data.


-FCC-

News and information about the Federal Communications Commission is available at www.fcc.gov.

Editor note: Maybe people will attend this and discuss their frustrations with the new DTV transition.

Some of my newer articles for examiner

2009 Walk of Fame inductees:

I know, in reality, who gives a crap.

Then I did another one that got hits:

It's about Phil Spector taking off his wig. Pretty strange article coming from a fellow baldielox, but it's just so much damn fun, I can't stop.

No, no... expect more stuff on the dailies coming soon... I'm working on my method of attack, but in the meanwhile, check out some of my work for Examiner.

3am

Eminem's new video...

Carradine Blues

He'd like some Howlin' Wolf right now.

It sucks because now he'll only be remembered by the rumors. Do you think Thailand isn't smart enough to turn this story into what it is? Who cares at this point about what happened.

At this point, the claims are now that he either died by that whole auto-erotic thing, hanging by his dong, or perhaps he got it from a secret Chinese sect. Did he know too much, or did he cum to a grunting halt?

Bondage. Murder. Suicide. Assassination.

Like I said in my 1st post about this, it's a total mystery, now in full swing.

Yeah, the rest of us be singing the blues over this and other crap...

Mark Geragos, defender of Scott Peterson, is going to be in the news again for helping the family as it searches for the truth... yes, this is going to be a news-story for a little longer I'm afraid.

Here his is a link to the picture you want to view, but I just get the feeling this ain't the real deal. Nothing from Thailand is what it seems. Why Geragos? Uggh, that is so un-kung-fu.

I got the blues...

David Carradine Death a Mystery in the Making

Growing up in LA, one has his or her share of run-ins with celebs. Particularly in the San Fernando Valley, where I bumped into many a star throughout my life. I sat next to Sinbad when the movie theaters opened at the Fallbrook Mall. That came years after seeing Tom Cruise in his fat-lazy phase somewhere in Sherman Oaks in the mid-80s. I've seen every star from the 80's version of The Young and the Restless, more than once. Don't ask me how I know how to recognize everyone from that cast, just know I've seen them all.

But it was those several times at Coffee Junction in Tarzana where David Carradine would get his coffee and buy random things from their mini-store that made them a little unique from most of the other coffee shop$ in the area. One day, he even asked me if I liked the soap he was purchasing for someone. "Yeah..." was all I could muster. My dad even saw him play in a band called "Soul Dogs", which comprise of various players including Sharon, who ran CJ.

It seems unlikely he would have been the type to kill himself, as initial reports have been suggesting.

UPDATE: TMZ has learned that the day before he died, David Carradine was in good spirits while shooting scenes for a movie at a local eatery -- the Witch's Oyster Bar & Restaurant.

We're told Carradine's crew was posted up on the second floor -- but David would occasionally stroll down to the restaurant level to enjoy a non-alcoholic beverage. Sources inside the restaurant tell us "he didn't look sad ... he looked fine."

Further, it seems unlikely he died of "natural causes" as his agent is said to have reported in other sources.

This is a full-blown mystery, as of right now. There is little chance he died by hanging himself from hotel curtains. This story stinks.

UPDATE!
AP: An independent autopsy on David Carradine's body concludes that he did not commit suicide.
http://twitter.com/BreakingNews/statuses/2120258157

High Noon for Los Angeles City Council

Damning news comes from the San Francisco Weekly about the pot situation in Los Angeles. A 2007 suspension on medical ganja outfits was set aside for more important issues, and as a result of the exponential growth in demand, there are now over 600 dispensaries in operations. That is up from 186 dispensaries in operation when the moratorium was passed in Los Angeles.

Since word got out to the sniveling antis the City Council has been scrambling to avoid looking dumb for doing what the opposite is of acting by claiming the moratorium was merely a strategy to buy more time as new L.A. medical marijuana regulations come into play.

Meanwhile, over in the U.K., the Guardian has taken pot-shots:

"In short, government incompetence will make your kid high, if your kid can fake a nerve damage injury."

Stewart Richlin, an attorney representing over 100 medical marijuana dispensaries, stated in defense of the Council’s lack of action:

"There is a thing called supply and demand, and we aren't in need of paternalistic government.”

The new regulations, after a year of reworking, remain unfinished business. For now, the best patients can hope for is for Los Angeles’ City Council to get off their collective ass and do the right thing.

My Idea for GM

First off, I have hated GM since my early 20s. Let us just say, a long long time. The reason being that my first credit card was provided to me by GM my first week of college. I had a $5,000 credit limit, and I used it to purchase all the necessary equipment: Ridiculous post-80s clothes (linen pants and stretchy button-ups and a pair of J Crew saddle-shoes), beer, a fun 21st birthday celebration, and possibly, a book.

By the time a settlement was reached, the nearly $3,000 I had accumulated towards the purchase of a Corvette was redacted, that is, placed somewhere too high for me to reach, and my only dream of ever purchasing an American-made car quickly became personal history.

But rather than be bitter, keep your dumb GM bucks, jerks. Instead, I recommend something for GM's resurrection. Produce a car that is smaller than a SMART car, but larger than the bowl I sipped my miso soup from last night. Just large enough to squeeze two fatsos in, some groceries (not a day at Costco), a basketball and high-tops. It runs 24 hours, or 600 miles (any type of driving), goes 5 miles over the recommended speed limit, plugs into a usb port, and comes with stainless, odorless door grease. Think awesome, street legal golf cart.

Cost: $999

They would be worth 80 billion in less than 4 years, erasing their debt from the past 5 years of normal operation.

Homecoming Queen Has Got a Gun

Fairfax High's prom queen, Sergio Garcia, is now going to be a trendsetter. But what is my mom's reaction? I'll have to report back after I talk to her later today or tomorrow. Why is this interesting? She graduated from Fairfax High. In 1957, when real dinosaurs still roamed the planet (and Fairfax was a predominantly white, Jewish student body). Her opinion on such matters is usually entertaining because she gushes over such progressive revolutions while maintaining heavy Jewish guilt.

Library gettin full

So much stuff going on, so much information...
How the hell does anyone make heads or tails out of this mess? Well here's a video that assembles my thoughts some days...