This Country Is A Dump?

This caller just got on John and Ken. Oh gadddddzzoooks! Holy Beebles this lady was so distraught. She was crying, bitching and moaning how she got fired 7 years ago when she was in her late 50s. "Tony" didn't get bleeped when she said she wants to leave this "Goddamned Country", which you must be able to say on the radio, but for effect, it sounded GREAT. Later in the call she said she was 69, so after catching my attention for a minute, the whole story quickly fell apart. I'm such a sucker for radio drama.